Chey Deals with Clueless Newbs in Her Own Special Way

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Written 28 June, 2011

Chey Deals with Clueless Newbs in Her Own Special Way

Hi.
Hi.
How r u?
I'm good, thank you. I hope you are too.
What's ur name?
Duh. Chey.
No, what's ur real name
Chey is my real name.
Cmon.
It's not customary in Second Life to ask people for personal information. It's considered rude.
Plz tell me
Plz tell me
Hello?
Hello?
It sez ive been muted. wtf duz that mean????

write this down
barnabusto@hotmail.com
And why are you telling me that?
so you can email me
And why would I want to e-mail you? We only just said hello.
second life is for losers
And yet you're here
this is my last time I log into this place
Well, don't let the door hit your avatar on the ass on your way out.
u can email me
E-mail is for losers.

hi
Hi.
ur pretty
Thank you.
real pretty
You said that.
want to go sumwhere with me?
Thanks, but I'm waiting for a bus.
???
The No. 136.
lets go
Crosstown
you should go with me
It should be here anytime now
plz cum with me
Oh, there it is! Right on time.
ur weird
No, Second Life is weird. You might as well accept that now.

want 2 have a good time?
I am having a good time.
no, no, u no what I mean
I'm afraid I do know what you mean.
ur hot. u want sex?
Let me check. No, I don't believe I do. Thank you so much for asking.
Bitch ur a cunt
You shouldn't have called me that.
Why?
Because you happen to be on my sim.
What just happened?
It's called ban.
And mute.
And derender.
And Abuse Report.
Have a nice Second Life.