Written 22 May, 2007
The United States of Amerivca Vs. Sweetie
XI. Diva’s Closing Remarks
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, the prosecution has definitely proven that the defendant, Not-Sweetie No-Last-Name is a menace to society and a danger to the aspirations of the President of the United States. She has refused to conform. She has questioned authority. She has worn that shocking bustier. She is that worst or all things, a true individualist, and you must—you must—convict her.