Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Lava Ride Talk


Who was Shaky Sam and Why Did He Leave This Seismology Device in the Lava pool?

Written 29 July, 2009

Lava Ride Talk

Sweetie: Oh! You could use like railroad ties and have like some lost scorched science expedition that was studying here

Sweetie: and abandoned it, leaving Shaky Sam to his own devices

Sweetie: All old wood, very rickety looking

Sweetie: The ties can look a little like the entrance to a mine

Sweetie: Whimsy Lava Flume Ride Feasibility Study

Sweetie: Abandoned by the Whimsy Transit Authority

Sweetie: Traditional log cars kept burning up upon rez

Sweetie: You could write a little study

Sweetie: The locals took to daring one another to ride down in metal barrels

Cheyenne: We could actually let them take a ride

Sweetie: Yes, they could get a patented metal or premium solid granite barrel

Cheyenne Palisades: I could make an ice sled that would get smaller and smaller as they rode it down

Cheyenne Palisades: or one that would burst into flames

Sweetie: Why not have your choice?

Cheyenne Palisades: Choose: wood or ice

Sweetie: Could have an abandoned amusement park sign

Sweetie: Says out of order

Sweetie: Whimsy, Beautiful and Dangerous: The Theme Park

Sweetie: Closed

Sweetie: Too dangerous

Sweetie: Whimsurance rates went though the roof after the first hundred surious claims

Sweetie: sputios

Sweetie: spurious

Sweetie: Whimsy Amusement Parks: "Entertainment to die for!"

Cheyenne Palisades: There is absolutely no correlation between 2500 degree Fahrenheit lava and tissue injury

Sweetie: ‘sides, we told you we’re not responsible so we’re not responsible

Cheyenne Palisades: Even if there is, correlation is not causation
Sweetie: Correlation is for liberal losers

Cheyenne Palisades: rofl

Sweetie: Correlations are not recognized as legal precedents in the tax sheltered nation in which we are domiciled

Sweetie: So bite us

Sweetie: This is an E ticket ride. Everyone dies

Cheyenne Palisades: You think the Rezzables carnival was dangerous!

Cheyenne Palisades: You don't need no stinking HUD to die here!

Sweetie: World’s first lave flume ride ends in massive failure… the newspaper headline ruined us… if it weren't for the evil mainstream media, we’d be offering kids the freedom to enjoy the entertainments they want!

Cheyenne Palisades: I’m keeping this chat

Sweetie: That’s fine; I must disclose I am not responsible for any of the comments or suggestions here in or any subsequent avatar injuries or deaths which may occur or arise from construction of any theoretical amusements

Sweetie: :)

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