Who was Shaky Sam and Why Did He Leave This Seismology Device in the Lava pool?
Written 29 July, 2009
Lava Ride Talk
Sweetie: Oh! You could use like railroad ties and have like some lost scorched science expedition that was studying here
Sweetie: and abandoned it, leaving Shaky Sam to his own devices
Sweetie: All old wood, very rickety looking
Sweetie: The ties can look a little like the entrance to a mine
Sweetie: Whimsy Lava Flume Ride Feasibility Study
Sweetie: Abandoned by the Whimsy Transit Authority
Sweetie: Traditional log cars kept burning up upon rez
Sweetie: You could write a little study
Sweetie: The locals took to daring one another to ride down in metal barrels
Cheyenne: We could actually let them take a ride
Sweetie: Yes, they could get a patented metal or premium solid granite barrel
Cheyenne Palisades: I could make an ice sled that would get smaller and smaller as they rode it down
Cheyenne Palisades: or one that would burst into flames
Sweetie: Why not have your choice?
Cheyenne Palisades: Choose: wood or ice
Sweetie: Could have an abandoned amusement park sign
Sweetie: Says out of order
Sweetie: Whimsy, Beautiful and Dangerous: The Theme Park
Sweetie: Too dangerous
Sweetie: Whimsurance rates went though the roof after the first hundred surious claims
Sweetie: Whimsy Amusement Parks: "Entertainment to die for!"
Cheyenne Palisades: There is absolutely no correlation between 2500 degree Fahrenheit lava and tissue injury
Sweetie: ‘sides, we told you we’re not responsible so we’re not responsible
Cheyenne Palisades: Even if there is, correlation is not causation
Sweetie: Correlation is for liberal losers
Cheyenne Palisades: rofl
Sweetie: Correlations are not recognized as legal precedents in the tax sheltered nation in which we are domiciled
Sweetie: So bite us
Sweetie: This is an E ticket ride. Everyone dies
Cheyenne Palisades: You think the Rezzables carnival was dangerous!
Cheyenne Palisades: You don't need no stinking HUD to die here!
Sweetie: World’s first lave flume ride ends in massive failure… the newspaper headline ruined us… if it weren't for the evil mainstream media, we’d be offering kids the freedom to enjoy the entertainments they want!
Cheyenne Palisades: I’m keeping this chat
Sweetie: That’s fine; I must disclose I am not responsible for any of the comments or suggestions here in or any subsequent avatar injuries or deaths which may occur or arise from construction of any theoretical amusements