Written 30 January, 2010
Although someone might have at one time or other created a wheat plant, it was AM Radio's The Far Away that really and truly made wheatfields possible in Second Life.
I won't say which high-energy, rambunctious, exploding lipstick carrying avatar it was that smuggled out the wheat seeds, but now the damn stuff is everywhere!
And it has mutated! Into sculpties! OMG!
It's that damn evil Monsanto, bioengineering our prim wheat!
By the way, we at Whimsy categorically deny having transacted any business whatsoever with Monsanto at our robot sanitorium.
If you look closely at this tank of liquid nitrogen at the Whimsy Kaboom Robot Sanitorium, you will NOT see a Monsanto logo. Repeat after me, children... there is NO Monsanto logo. There is NO Monsanto logo. Great. Now take this FrankenApple and go away.