Written 27 January, 2010
What's That Light?
I was home by myself at the House of 1000 Pleasures.
Just chillin', you understand.
Suddenly the room was awash with light.
What, had a hydrogen bomb exploded just outside?
Nope, it was just Sweetie arriving in her usual modest fashion.
"Jeez, hon, can you dim that, please?"
"Oh, sorry, babe. I had my Mystitool light cranked up to max to take pictures of that IBM rocket and forgot to turn it back down. Did I melt your eyes?"
"Oh, no problem. I just popped in a spare set."
What's That Light?
I was home by myself at the House of 1000 Pleasures.
Just chillin', you understand.
Suddenly the room was awash with light.
What, had a hydrogen bomb exploded just outside?
Nope, it was just Sweetie arriving in her usual modest fashion.
"Jeez, hon, can you dim that, please?"
"Oh, sorry, babe. I had my Mystitool light cranked up to max to take pictures of that IBM rocket and forgot to turn it back down. Did I melt your eyes?"
"Oh, no problem. I just popped in a spare set."
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