Sunday, March 21, 2010

Chey On Crack

Written 21 March, 2010

Chey on Crack

Sweetie has an adage.

She does NOW, anyway-- after my latest purchase.

Here I am in a flowery fairylike gown I picked up at the Relay For Life Clothes Fair.

The sales photo gave no hint of the way the back would look!

Sweetie's adage?

Simply this:

Sellers should engage in fair labeling. Potential buyers should be warned about non-removable resize scripts, clothing that requires the amputation of one or more limbs, hats that will remove our prim hair, and, of course, designs that expose butt cracks.

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