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The Lava Pool of the Volcano Pele at Whimsy |
"There? You want to put me
there?"
Pele the volcano goddess was not happy with my first snapshots of Whimsy.
"It will be great, I promise. First we'll raise the land."
"High? Really high?"
"Really, really high. And then we'll create the caldera."
"Will there be lots of lava?"
"Lots."
"Really lots? I'm thinking I should maybe stay here at Forsaken."
"Thousand of years of Polynesian history will be squashed flat as a pancake if you stay here. The first idiot who buys the plot will level the land and put up an ugly cabin. And on Whimsy no one can throw up a vampire castle next door that's taller than you are."
"For real?"
"For real."
"Good. I can't see myself living next to an ugly castle--especially if it's bigger than I am. That would be ungoddesslike."
"I can't see that either. We're going to treat you right on Whimsy."
"Will I have a lava pool?"
"Of course you will. Hot and red."
"Will I have an erupt mode?"
"The best ever."
"I liked the last erupt mode. It will be difficult to beat."
"Trust me."
"Will there be a lava flow down the mountain?"
"Sure there will. Two, if you want."
"And a temple?"
"Yes, a temple. And I have something special for you."
"You're not going to try to make me accept sacrifices again,are you? You know I'm not that kind of volcano goddess."
"No, no, nothing like that. The knife and bloodstain on the altar were, er, just for show."
"What special thing do you have for me?"
"How would you like to have the ability to throw hot, smoking, sizzing boulders eighty or ninety meters into the air? Dozens of them."
"Are you kidding? I'd love that! Please tell me you're not talking about particles."
"No, no, prims. Big prims. The smoke particles just supplement them."
"I like the idea of throwing boulders. Can I start now?"
"Not quite yet, old girl. Let us build the volcano first. And let me tell you about the best thing of all."
"What's that?"
"When everything is finished we're going to blow out the back side of the mountain. The entire back side."
"I'll be hollow again like last time?"
"Better than that. An entire flank will be open to the air. Your backside will be gone."
"I'll feel naked."
"No you won't. You won't even notice." We'll use prims to cover everything up.
"I get right to final approval. It's in my contract."
"You'll love it. I promise."
I gave Pele everything I promised.