Written 6 December, 2009
Home to the House of 1000 Pleasures After Three Months-- OMG!
During the entire three months I was away visiting Sweetie, she and I were in world together only a few times, generally down on the land at Whimsy. We never made it to our floating pleasure palace in the sky.
Last night, however, we came home, and... OMG!
At first it seemed fine, but...
Is that door open? Yes, it is!
Has this fire been going the entire time we were away???
And please tell me you just lit those candles. That's SUCH a virtual fire hazard!
Oh, noes! There's water in the tub-- and steaming! Our virtual electric bill is gonna be out of sight!
And the shower is running! We're gonna have to tell Linden Utilities we sprung a leak and hope they write off part of the bill.
Shit, the TV has been running all this time!
Looks like the clocks are still on Linden Daylight Time, too.
Say, wasn't George supposed to be keeping an eye on the house?
Yes he was! But judging from the looks of this plant he hasn't been around in a while.
That darn George! What do you imagine he has been doing all this while?