This man blames Pele's gaseous emissions for causing his profound hair loss.
(Superman fans: So why does the dude have eyebrows?)
Written 9 March, 2008
Sharing My Ban List
I've read some property owners have been cooperating to combine their ban lists to keep away troublesome avatars.
I'm not sure that's a good idea-- in fact, I'm pretty sure it's not-- but here's Pele's ban list. I'm posting it because these people are notorious for acting up.
Pele's Ban List
George W. Bush (and we all know what a troublemaker he is) In World Name: Bubbles Plainly
The George W. Gang (Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Gonzales, Rice)
In World Names: Tiffany Butz, Jerk Hoff, GORmaster Oh, Pen*s Malone
Satan Man Dick Cheney deserves his very own spot on this list
And the rest:
Cruella de Ville
Attilla (and his Mongol Hordes)
Son of Sam
John Wilkes Booth
John Wayne Gacy
Rush Limbaugh (and his female avie Dittohead)
"Pound of Flesh" Shylock
Jabba the Hutt
The Joker (wer're tired of his prim littering)
Imsonotadiva Bartlett (We're still watching you, Bee'atch!)