Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sharing My Ban List

This man blames Pele's gaseous emissions for causing his profound hair loss.

(Superman fans: So why does the dude have eyebrows?)

Written 9 March, 2008

Sharing My Ban List

I've read some property owners have been cooperating to combine their ban lists to keep away troublesome avatars.

I'm not sure that's a good idea-- in fact, I'm pretty sure it's not-- but here's Pele's ban list. I'm posting it because these people are notorious for acting up.

Pele's Ban List

George W. Bush (and we all know what a troublemaker he is) In World Name: Bubbles Plainly

The George W. Gang (Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Gonzales, Rice)
In World Names: Tiffany Butz, Jerk Hoff, GORmaster Oh, Pen*s Malone

Satan Man Dick Cheney deserves his very own spot on this list

And the rest:

Cruella de Ville
Attilla (and his Mongol Hordes)
Idi Amin
Pol Pot
Rudy Giuliani
Papa Doc
Ronald Reagan
Son of Sam
John Wilkes Booth
Donald Trump
John Wayne
John Wayne Gacy
O.J. Simpson
Bill O'Reilly
Rush Limbaugh (and his female avie Dittohead)
Richard Nixon
Jerry Falwell
Simon Legree
Michael Corleone
"Pound of Flesh" Shylock
Jabba the Hutt
Lex Luthor
The Joker (wer're tired of his prim littering)
Hannibel Lecter
Norman Bates
HAL 5000
Max Cady
Imsonotadiva Bartlett (We're still watching you, Bee'atch!)

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