Written 1 November, 2010
The Bob Saga
XXXXI: Bob's Triumphant Return
All's well that ends well.
The Head of I'mSoNotADiva Bartlett is in transit to art prison.
Neelix Nesselrode and Sleezy Spinosa were quietly married at the Cathedral of Wyrms. Neelix has a new job announcing giant snail races on Treet TV.
Golemdum is now a trustee at the robot sanitorium on Whimsy Kaboom.
AlexHayden Junibalya was recently appointed The Queen's Own Rakehell.
Sweetie and BonBon Michelin are collaborating on a book about the history of the beignet.
After 41 posts filled with absurdity, ridiculousness, and variations on AlexHayden Junibalya's name, I'm taking a much-needed vacation in a tropical paradise. That would be Whimsy, my home.
And Bob? Our 30-foot, 40-ton, deified granite Paleolithic drinking bird is back in place, supplying energy for all of Whimsy.
Thank you, readers, for putting up with all this.