Written 3 June, 2008
Burn This Message!
Oh, constant reader, I'm so glad you're here!
Here, take this! Read it!
Yes, it reads 864Ak#@55xz41010104gk.
It's a code, you see-- one that unlocks the darkest secrets of the Transportation Security Administration. Those bastards would kill for it, so I want you to memorize the code and burn the paper. Immediately!
It worse comes to worst and I don't make it back to this blog, I want you to seek out President Obama and give him the code. It'll make his job easier.
In the meanwhile, Sweetie and I are on the run with a head in a duffel bag.
Three guesses whose head it is!
Burn This Message!
Oh, constant reader, I'm so glad you're here!
Here, take this! Read it!
Yes, it reads 864Ak#@55xz41010104gk.
It's a code, you see-- one that unlocks the darkest secrets of the Transportation Security Administration. Those bastards would kill for it, so I want you to memorize the code and burn the paper. Immediately!
It worse comes to worst and I don't make it back to this blog, I want you to seek out President Obama and give him the code. It'll make his job easier.
In the meanwhile, Sweetie and I are on the run with a head in a duffel bag.
Three guesses whose head it is!
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