Written 9 August, 2009
Cheyenne's Proof of Birth
Okay, okay, okay, I admit it-- I was born in Kenya.
Damn, they caught me!
There's a clerical error with the date (which should have been 24 November, 2006), but the certirficate is otherwise accurate. I was born in Kenya, took part in the Mau-Mau uprising, and am now domiciled in the U.S., where I was planning on running for President. Now I've been found out I guess I'll have to lower my sights and maybe vie for the CEO spot at Linden Lab.