Monday, December 21, 2009

Cheyenne Will See Snow!


Written 21 December, 2009

3:20 am, Eastern Time

Cheyenne Will See Snow!

In less than three hours I'll be on a northbound plane, on my way to visit Sweetie for the holidays.

The Northeastern U.S. was just hit by a blizzard. Sweetie's home has about six inches of snow, and the airport where I'll be landing had about 14".

Here in Atlanta we have heard rumors about snow. They say it's white and sticks to the ground, that it's cold and slippery to walk or drive on. They say it falls from the sky.

I will believe all that when I actually see it.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Eccentricity Christmas

Written 20 December, 2009

Eccentricity Christmas

Leaf Shermer's Eccentricity sim, which adjoins Whimsy, is beautiful.

But clearly she had been drinking when she made these snowmen.

Sailboarding





Written 20  December, 2009

Sailboarding

What can I say? I love sailboating around Whimsy.

And I am not, I repeat not, annoying the whale. He just, uh, happens to be in the same place at the same time.


Meanwhile, Back at the Robot Sanitorium...

Written 20 December, 2009

Meanwhile, Back at the Robot Sanitorium...

Sweetie and I showed a new citizen around the Whimsy Kaboom Robot Sanitorium.

We still can't quite believe we built it.

The machinery is working perfectly.

Red hot robot on the way to a cooling bath of liquid nitrogen.

Cooled robot being lifted out of vat.

Robot patient having a positronic brain implanted.

This robot is pondering the significance of Asimov's third law of robotics.

Jumping the Ship

I seem to have found the URL of that bridge jumping stunt. It was a pier, and can be viewed here: http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/sports/watch/v193907513Fppjm4c

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Written 20 December, 2009

Jumping the Ship

 While windsurfing yesterday, I spotted a ship in the distance.

An aside: Recently, when I saw a video of two windsurfers jumping an auto bridge, I was intrigued.

 I can't seem to find the footage (it was on Huffington Post), but here's a video of another high windsurfing jump.



Scary, huh?

Guess what that boat made me want to do?

Yup.

I mean, avatars can't break bones, can they?

Can they?

I approached.

I checked out the ship.

Hmmm. Not too tall. But boy, I need to avoid that wheelhouse and the cargo net.

Okay... here goes!

 The approach...

The execution...

Crap! Camera malfunction!

I hate this stupid broken interface. For months now the CTRL-~ keyboard shortcut has cropped the view. I was in the middle of the screen when I shot the photo, but wound up at upper right.

So let's try again...

Woot!

Can we get a closeup of that?

Thank you.

And again...

Wow! That one was close!

I tell you, it's not easy to hold down the up arrow to move forward, hit the page up key to jump, and click the Snapshot button with the mouse-- all in a split second at a slow framerate!

But I'm a trained keyboard athlete, and I did it!

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To windsurf the beautiful waters of Whimsy Estates, go here.

Linden Public Housing





Written 20 December, 2009

Linden Public Housing

In an effort to help millions of Second Lifers who lost their homes by foreclosure, Linden Lab has announced the creation of new starter homes.

Crowded together on the new continent of Nascera, the eightysomething-prim homes come in a variety of styles-- fantasy, California modern, and Japanese, to name three-- well, to name perhaps the only three.

Photos are above.

I found the housing sims to be altogether too much like projects. Depressing.

Oh, well, at least the residents will have this nice park to play in.




Channel Island Asylum

Written 20 December, 2009

Channel Island Asylum

I'm afraid Sweetie got a little out of control last night.

It seems the gendarmes came to talk to her about a certain incident in Paris 1900 last week. She denied even being there until they pointed out the photos in my blog post. Then she went for her katana.

They took her away in a virtual straightjacket and I had to make my way to the Channel Island Asylum to retrieve her.

It was dark by the time I arrived at the gates.

 

It was a creepy place.

Those 1940 black and white institutional tiles were everywhere.

And the staff! The less said about them, the better.


The place was mostly empty...

I guess because of the new meds

and the staff cutbacks.

Some of the things I saw were... disturbing.

Are those... body bags? It's hard to tell in the gloom.

I have to say, though, I was impressed by the baked textures.

But where was Sweetie?

This pigeon wasn't a stoolie. He had nothing to say.

Neither did this guy.

I was so upset I turned over a table.

That nearly got me admitted.

I finally found her here, on a locked ward.

We made our escape in a UPS truck.



Saturday, December 19, 2009

Stalking the Whale

Written 19 December, 2009

Stalking the Whale

The Whimsy/Eccentricity quad of sims has five whales-- three humpbacks, a pilot whale, and a beluga-- all by Kaikou Splash.

The whales are fun to watch. Here I am on a sailboard whalewatching expedition-- all in the interest of science, of course.

I am NOT stalking the whale.

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The Whale


Sailboarding

Entering Whale Feeding Range

Thar She Blows!

Approaching the Whale

Up Close and Personal With the Cetacean



Blue Zoned Again!


Written 19 December, 2009

Blue Zoned Again!

Sweetie and I experienced a rough sim crossing entering Whimcentricity and I would up in the infamous blue zone. I was there for a good four minutes before I reappeared on my jet ski.

This time I got a nice standing on the sky effect.

Chey Loves GIMP!

Written 19 December, 2009

Chey Loves GIMP!

I'm slowly learning the vagaries of the GNU Image Manipulation Program-- known affectionately as GIMP.

GIMP is like PhotoShop on the Atkins Diet. It's lean, it's mean, it's open source, it's...

Did I mention it's free?

It's free!

When I took the photos of Sweetie water skiing as a robot, I unfortunately had the Show Interface in Snapshot button ticked on. That meant the resulting photos were complete with chat lines, avatar name bubbles, and the buttons on the top and bottom of the screen.

A simple crop got rid of the top and bottom interface lines, but the photos needed major help.

Enter GIMP.

I used the blur and clone tools (and in one case a cut-and-paste of part of the ocean) to remove the unwanted parts of the photos.

I'm no expert, so a close look at the expanded photos will reveal the spots I worked on, but for casual purposes it worked fine.

Here's the original...

And here's the same photo after being GIMPed.


Who Says Robots Can't Water Ski?






Written 29 December, 2009

Who Says Robots Can't Water Ski?

Okay, I was going to post the beautiful photos of winter Whimsy and just let this blog coast until Christmas eve, when I would put up a simple Christmas card. 

But could I stick to my guns? Could I? Could I?

Of course not.

Not when robots are water skiing.

Whimsy Winter Wonderland













Thursday, December 17, 2009

Male Stereotypes

Written 17 December, 2009

Male Stereotypes

It's bad enough that 80% of the male avies on the grid have this skin...


Now everywhere I go males are using an AO with an awful stroll. They walk cockily about in a circle until the animation ends and they jerk back to the start position.

Show some imagination, guys.

I mean, after all, it's not as if every female you see is showing skin all over the place!


Er...

Never mind.

Selling Whimsy Escapades

Written 17 December, 2009

Selling Whimsy Escapades

Want to know how to get to a brand new sim or a sim that's just been moved?

A Linden told me how, so listen up.

Just type the name of the sim in the little box when you start Second Life. You'll go directly there, even if it's not on the map.

Once you're there you can make a landmark.

So that's how I got to Whimsy Escapades, nee Celestial Moon.

The sim was entirely underwater, so I uploaded one of Sweetie's  beautiful landscapes. Hmmm. Which one? Hills and Falls, that was it. Then I applied some terrain textures, added a few prims, and made an announcement on the For Sale By Owner group. I also did a blog post and made a classified and notified a couple of friends who I thought might be interested.

The sim sold several hours later. The money is in my Paypal and the tickets are in to the Lindens.

So that's what happened. I spent some money to reduce Whimsy's tier and eventually save some money.



Wednesday, December 16, 2009

So, Just What Happened?

Written 17 December, 2009

So, Just What Happened?

It all began when, several weeks ago, my friend Fnordian Link IMed to say his partner Moon Fairymeadow had decided to sell one of her grandfathered sims.

Way, way back at the end of 1996 the Lindens raised the monthly tier on 15k sims from $195 USD per month to $295. People predictably screamed and yelled and the Lindens announced they would for the time being hold the tier for existing sims at $195, even if the sims were resold.

And so grandfathered sims were born.

The grandfathering continues three years later, even when a sim is sold. The new owner inherits the $195 tier.

Grandfathered sims run on Class IV servers, the last such on the grid. On November 10, Jack Linden announced a move away from server class-based services for land. That meant that within a couple of months grandfathered sims would be moved to class V servers and the remaining Class IV servers would be removed from the racks at the Lindens' server farms. Grandfathered sims, despite their reduced tier, would be running on Class V servers.

This made grandfathered sims an even better bargain-- provided Linden Lab didn't do away with their grandfathering and raise the tier to $295.

I've been badly burned twice by the Lab's reversal of their own policies-- first when, just two weeks after I bought Whimsy they reduced the setup fee for full sims from $1695 to $1000 USD, and second when they raised the tier for openspace sims. This made me think long and hard about making an offer on Moon's grandfathered sim, but after discussion with Sweetie and calling the concierge line, where I was assured Linden Lab has no plans to do away with grandfathering, I decided to go for it.

Grandfathered sims aren'tcheap, but Moon was asking a fair price and ultimately it would be to my financial benefit to buy her sim. I made an offer, she accepted, and we met in voice to do the transaction.

As with most everything else in my life lately, there was a screw up. I made payment to the address Moon had given me-- but she had inadvertently left out a digit.

Fortunately the payment had been made directly on my bank account rather than my debit card, so I was able to cancel it and make payment to Moon at her proper eddress. Unfortunately, TWO large debits were made from my checking account. To date, four business days after the transaction, the money from the canceled first transaction hasn't shown up in my bank account, even though the transfer of funds to Moon (which was made minutes after the cancellation) finally cleared.

I hate when that happens.

After I made payment to Moon we each submitted a ticket to the Lindens. Moon indicated that she had sold Celestial Moon to me and she would be paying the transaction fee.

I indicated I was buying Celestial Moon. I asked that the region be renamed Whimsy Escapades and moved to the open ocean north of Whimsy Kaboom.

I also asked that the grandfathered tier amount be applied to Whimsy and Whimsy's $295 tier be applied to Moon's former sim. The Lindens charged me $100 USD for that, but it meant Whimsy would remain just as it was, with the exception of being placed on a Class IV server.

It took the Lindens three days to process the tickets. Yesterday morning I got an e-mail from the Lindens saying the ticket had been filled.

I Opened the Help Menu at the top of the screen and selected About Second Life and noted Whimsy was now sim 820 (it had previously been in the 8000s. Sims with low numbers are, until the remaining Class IV servers are retired, on Class IV).

You are at 147134.5, 296147.3, 21.4 in Whimsy located at sim820.agni.lindenlab.com (216.82.11.65:13000)
Second Life Server 1.34.1.141394

Paradoxically, Whimsy is running faster on its Class IV than it had run as a Class V. I expect it had laggy neighbors on its shared server. Script time is still outrageous, but that's because of a half dozen laggy particle Christmas trees that will soon be gone.

Next: Selling Whimsy Escapades



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